The men with hats discuss when news is news. Did you know that the National Enquirer and TV Guide have won awards? Beangeaux discusses his idea on how Disney's Pirates of the Carribbean film series can remain profitable.
The men define the difference between a jacuzzi and a hot tub and discuss the purpose of each. They also discuss when and where it is appropriate to touch someone, like the wenus. It's not as dirty as it sounds. Don't believe me? Look it up in a non-specific search engine.
How do you respond to the question "how do I look?" What is insecurity? Does it mean that you are afraid you're going to be murdered? Are "your mom jokes" funny? Are there too many questions in this description?
The Four Horsemen Conrad, Beangeaux, T-Bone, & Slow Moe discuss copyrights, trademarks, & patent law. A new method of swinging on a swing is patented, the uselessness of lawyers, dandelion kicking. Also regular feature "anti-semantic: the grammar nazi"
That which we call Mini Spooners by any other name would taste as sweet. The importance of names are discussed, the life lessons from the film Pretty Woman are analyzed, and tattoos in a box are considered.
Conrad talks about an acquaintance of his who hates feet and the prank his co-workers played on her while she was away on vacation. Other topics are money, castles, cold vs. hot, and ultimately the question "who buys things from the skymall catelogue?"